. . . aunt jayde always warned him about blondes with drinking issues. especially ones that hit on quills.

considering she’s trying to drug up his brother, forgive him if he’s not convinced.

. . . Not to him directly, but he KNOWS.

drugging people doesn’t make her cool, and if she says anything like that about their genes again, the only thing being struck will be her face.

The one you end up liking, the other two were mean.

His dad drugged himself, he never dragged other people into his shit. Now, back off.

OH! Pip.

Oh, she is. She knows so much stuff.

Oh, yeah! She brings them all presents from her travels.

It’s called being a twin, dumbass. The senses.

Oh, she does. They just go with her.

They’re cute. Beautiful, beautiful people.

Exactly. No one expected any different.

Considering the sheer density of her skull, it looks like she’ll need to be told more than once. Fuck. Off.

Don’t do drugs, kids. You saw what it did to that one.

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