Didn’t she used to sell that Wap?

My bf said IUD stands for “in ur dagina”

Weird to see these football refs wearing masks. Thought this sport would be giving out covid at the concession stands

My favorite part of fall 🥰 fresh dingleberries ❤️

What in the dumpster fire is happening

Ew dude

Why do I keep having dreams about going to Russia

No ❤️

It has happened

Retweeting for my 6 followers who have probably voted already

You know you have add when you find yourself in bed with the replacement roll of tp

If trump wins I will be seeing myself out

Oh my god

i need this election stress and depression to be over with so i can go back to my regularly scheduled stress and depression

I just wanna know how Leslie knope feels about all of this

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up

Billionaires convinced y’all certain jobs aren’t hard work, so don’t require a decent wage. And y’all ate it up. Yet in a pandemic those same workers became “essential workers” and kept our service economy from collapse.

Fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u

I am not interested in having student loans. I never agreed to this mess. Starting now all of my loans are cancelled. No thanks