The more you hear Ketanji Brown Jackson talk, the more you realize why Democrats think women are too dumb to get voter id.

Sean Davis By that reasoning I was actually Speaker of the House.

Retard of the day 🏅

If you were around in 1986, you know you squeezed your butt hard when Artemis II went through this stage

Remember when Joe Biden left astronauts stuck in space and Elon Musk had to save them?

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

Remember just a few days ago when Jimmy Kimmel was making fun of plumbers...

Artemis is having issues with their toilet. This guy designed it.

Hey NASA 🤔 Did you tell the #ArtemisII crew to jiggle the handle? 👉🏻🚽 That usually works for me. 🤷🏼😉

Please stop sending us these 🤣🤣🤣

Obama and Hillary let 4 Heroes die in Benghazi. Trump and Rubio saved a Hero in Iran. They are not the same.

This Artemis II mission is cool and all, but I’d just like to point out that in the 70s we had a motherfucker up there ripping 6-irons.

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before

'Open the fucking strait" is much more effective than "Don't'.

This is exactly why I’ll never leave X!! 😆🤣💀

I have really bad news for you about your saltwater fishing opportunities in Oklahoma ...

Well, regarding "MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+": I just discovered that I, too, am "two-spirited"! And both spirits don't give a shit, dear.

Recently discovered rare footage of Willie Nelson and Keith Richards helping build the pyramids in Egypt.

please can you guys not post my lowest moment all over the internet? none of you even know the real story