Minimum 7 weeks. Everyone’s on a mission to delete precisely this type of head trauma from the game.

Had a dream I was robbed by a young Dustin Martin. In many ways I was.

When this happened, I reflexively squealed “the Kangaroos were robbed” at the footy last night.

Paddy’s World 🌎 #AFLTigersBlues

Tom Barrass would be just what the doctor ordered at Carlton. Make it happen, footy gods.

Bought too many footy cards, sold some, including a box containing an “Instant Win” card. It’s all over for me.

Warm up, big fella. #AFLFinals #AFLCatsLions

Carlton supporters, repeat after me. I will not boo Matt Owies when we play West Coast. #Baggers

I miss Matt Owies

What I wouldn’t do for Matt Owies to be injected into this side….

Appears to be a significant power outage in Brunswick…

I’m afraid I can’t hear you, I’m in my soft clothes