bringing three books to bed so I have options for what to ignore while I look at my phone

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

a lot of writers spend their entire lives trying to write something as good as that fourth grader’s brother in the dirt poetry line

I do not understand how in a post the summer I turned pretty world all streamers aren’t immediately doing weekly releases. they had the nation going crazy over a cake tasting

You people are crazy

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

it’s not that i think it’s a crime to hate hamnet or anything it’s just i don’t know what any of you are talking about

when this comes out there will be a lot of very loud and very wrong noise, and then the miserable and boring people will quiet down, and it will be considered a masterpiece. Trust.

I like reading the greatest book of all time while watching the greatest movie of all time as I listen to the greatest album of all time.

el final de hamnet 😍

guy from yorkshire who picks up wuthering heights who cant understand any of the characters except for joseph

Edgar Linton suffers a RELATIONSHIP-ENDING cortisol spike and FAINTS on chair after being brutally framemogged by newly looksmaxxed Heathcliff 😭

the book I haven’t written a word of but have planned meticulously in my head is an nyt bestseller to me

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

I respect everyone interrogating the new Wuthering Heights so ruthlessly but, remember, like all great gothics, Brontë's novel is not about romance, or sex, or politics: it's about fog.

when season 2 airs people are going to make edits of ilya saying "shane hollander, will you disappoint them?" then directly jump cut to shane surrounded by his team who thinks he tripped on purpose. everyone has to die

I dont see enough commotion about whats going on with flight prices

wicked for good has lots of issues but the biggest one is making thank goodness 30 minutes long. why.

the sexual tension between me and the hottest man in a musical ensemble when i’m an audience member and he’s definitely gay