I hate that Married At First Sight is on right now so I have no time to catch up on #belowdeck Can you guys fill me in?!!

I’ve finally caught up in #MAFSAU and can now live tweet!! Yayyyy!

Absolute QUEEN 💗💗💗 #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

Is anyone selling Ed Sheeran tickets for Sydney?! I thought I was going to be away and am now devastated I can’t go 😭 #EdSheeran

Love this! Check out Dear Reality - You’re Effed - New ep out now for a laugh! 💗

I would love to see Shannon’s grilling on Melissa… #MAFS #MAFSAU

Need to buy a drink for whoever cast #mafs this year

Must ask. How do we feel about Rupert? #mafs #MAFSAU

Surely Dan must have known he was fucked when Harrison was sticking up for him. #mafs #MAFSAU

This is 10000% the best dinner party in #mafs history #MAFSAU

Okkkk. Is anyone on Taylor’s side? 🫣#mafs #MAFSAU

Yessss Sandy 🙌🙌🙌 #mafs #MAFSAU

Ok. But we all know Harrison and Bronte are staying for the blue tick right? #MAFS #MAFSAU

Does anyone else just have 452 payments coming out their account from Apple each month with no idea what they are?

My average screen time for the week jumped 64% this week and I’m blaming 100% of that on Scandavol #VanderpumpRules

relatable ❤️ #PumpRules #BelowDeck

Just belly laughed Hannah Ferrier - CEO Ocean Int Training Academy being all of us with this exactly correct reaction

Hey guys! I need beach read recommendations. I’m talking Jackie Collins, Danielle Steel - can’t put down. Don’t need to think. Trashy chick novels that you can read all day! THANK YOU 💗💗💗

Me when Gary says ‘Fuck them - they’re just deckhands’ #belowdecksailing

OMG - ‘she called my husband controlling and manipulative so he banned her from the house for a few years’ Sounds pretty controlling and manipulative to me… #RHOA