Josh is the spitting image of Keegan from Eastenders

Didn’t everyone’s mum in the 90’s have a sunbed in their house

Out of office on 😍 Ibizaaaaa

If you crash into someone’s car and drive off you’re a dick

Last night in Ibiza, saved the best until last Joseph Capriati 🥳🥳

Can’t believe I’ve been using depop this whole time when Vinted don’t charge any fees and send you a free label 🙌🏼

Back to The Warehouse Project tonight 🪩

Why is nobody talking about the fake tan shortage

£500 later and we have Chris Brown tickets 🤩😭 Abbie Cope

Capriati and mint, my two faves 🤩

Giving the annual kaluki a miss tomorrow, I’m done with WHP

Went to the club as a one off. Why are they still playing the same tracks as 7 years ago 😶 never again

Cutting pizza with scissors makes so much sense

Spent my whole weekend watching happy valley

Imagine seeing your ex on love island, I’d deffo want to die if that happened to me

Why’s Abbie watching a full documentary in German

Going to see Chris Brown tonight and feel like I’ve already seen the whole thing on TikTok 20 times

Need 2 tickets for mvson baths this Sunday plsssss 🙏🏼

The smell of a vape in the rave makes me want to gag

Gets me so mad when every outfit I want is out of stock