beer fear got me in the greeting cards store learning new words for sorry

flies 2 seconds after landing on your food

schooner scorer if he dressed for the female gaze

we were all incredibly touched by your modern european small plates residency

i love it when men get excited to show you the cigarettes they brought back from holiday

“you drank too many beers” god forbid a girl enjoys an 8-course tasting menu

people who spend all their money at the wine bar? you mean the pourgeoisie???

i’ll be like “i needed this” and it’s just me eating a whole tin of sardines

the summer i got way too drunk on every hinge date

almost forgot this was the whole point (three martinis before dinner)

the most unemployed woman you know is on her ig story right now posting photos of martinis with the caption ‘tgif’

Avril Lavigne announces debut wine stereogum.com/2323117/avril-…

i’m ageing like a boxed wine

why’d you have to go and make things so macerated

happy to announce I have resigned from my job to focus on chardonnay and pinot

does anyone else think frankenstein (2025) looks like gotye (2011) or is it just me

bad day to be a woman that likes to ponder everything that was and all that will be

microdosing drag as a dad by dressing up as santa for your kids

in your 20s, you will be invited to a brewdog for christmas work drinks. it is very important that you say no.

at borough market identifying 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste