Retweet to win. I’ve got two guest list places to give away for The Charlatans + Johnny Marr live at The Piece Hall, Halifax in August Winner picked at random 9am this Friday. Tickets on sale an hour later

My stepdad Chris Packham has bared the brunt of obsessive bullies who’ve burnt down his gates, thrown dead animals into his garden + sent death threats. They spread lies and hate because he stands up for wildlife. I stand by him wholeheartedly Pls share crowdjustice.com/case/support-c…

Renationalise the Water Industry - Sign the Petition! chng.it/Z7tMZfCq via Change.org UK

Retweet for a chance to win 4 guestlist places. Drinks, me DJing, a live Tim's Listening Party, an amazing location. What’s not to love?? Winner picked at random tomorrow at 7:45am - tickets on sale at 8am tomorrow

Please retweet this many, many, many times. It's horrific. Marina Hyde is so right. Why isn't this is a huge scandal? Hundreds of lives ruined. Not a single person held to account. And still: silence on the Post Office scandal | Marina Hyde theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Retweet for a chance to win my (signed) copy of the new clear vinyl pressing of Tellin’ Stories. Winner picked at random 9am on June 16th I’ll be in London on June 17th for a Live Tim's Listening Party, where I’ll be DJing too Tickets here dice.fm/event/rnaay-pr…

I couldn’t sleep so I made a montage of Mr. Bronson from ‘Grange Hill’ being incensed at Danny Kendall.

. Sally-Ann Hart Nature’s in crisis! We call on politicians to put nature at the heart of decision-making in order to secure nature’s recovery by 2030 and safeguard all our futures. Please act now #NatureCantWait

Still on the same path, I'm always drawn to the way these two trees appear to form an arch.

TW suicide Pls read Jean's important testimony on #AutismNotPD after the death of her daughter: "Eventually, Zoe developed complex PTSD because of her experiences with mental health services and felt the only way to escape the EUPD diagnosis was to die". tinyurl.com/2d6v5x9f

Retweet for a chance to win A North Country Boy sweatshirt & T-shirt plus a North Country Girl sweatshirt & T-shirt. They’re on sale from 23:59 Saturday 23rd to 00:01 Monday 25th. North Country Boy was released on March 24th 1997 Winner picked at random 10pm on March 23rd

I think I found the happiest lamb of all time

It's official. Leicester IS the England Curry Capital. Announced at a ceremony today, our city is the country's top spot for a curry. DID YOU KNOW that Leicester has the highest number of Indian restaurants per capita in the UK? And the best range! Info- coolasleicester.co.uk/leicester-crow…

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Starmer demands the return of the sausages from Gaza

I asked AI to create a photo of what Europeans think the average American citizen of every state looks like. Here are the surprising results, in alphabetical order. Thread 🧵

Bob Mortimer almost killed me once. On the May 5th, 1995 I couldn't breathe for laughing as Bob portrayed George Michael in this Stars in Their Eyes sketch on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.

Becoming an adult is realising these are underrated.

This is the best use of AI I've ever seen! Wait for it 👇