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@halle_js

doing the nyt crossword

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i am a bitch who talks a lot but i am not a “girl who yaps.” yapping implies frivolity and every word out of my mouth should be understood as dead serious and canon gospel

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Can anyone recommend some new music? For context I mostly like music that is familiar and comforting and was meaningful to me at an earlier stage of my life

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Watching reality tv sucks bc you’ll like someone and then in the little confesionnal they’ll be like yeah I was a Marine and then worked for the FBI. Like ok now im mad

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We were at the public library today and one of my grade 3s asked if he could take out a Rick and Morty book…well no

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I shouldnt be allowed to buy wall paint at the hardware store anymore they should put my picture on the wall like they do for gambling addicts at casinos

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People are rightfully making fun of her for how dumb this is but i feel like one important factor is being ignored: look at her fucking eyebrows lmao

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I know this comes from a good place and i agree with taking attention from celebrities but i am begging teenagers to learn about organizing, protesting, etc. bc we’re losing the plot a bit here

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Ive seen a lot of posts about the Nancy Kerrigan incident lately so I’m gonna have to clock in for a long shift as a Tonya Harding defender.

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My genuine strategy for getting someone from acquaintance to close friend is just messaging them “hey ive been trying to make more friends lately and i feel like we get on really well. Would you wanna hangout sometime?” Its flawless and has always worked

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Every time i have a night in alone i get the urge to give myself an absolutely life ruining haircut in my bathroom.