Ladies if he -is a little silhouette of a man -doing the Fandango -while summoning thunderbolts and lightning -is magnifico as well as -a poor boy, from a poor family He ain't your man, that's Freddie Mercury performing a ritual to summon the devil Beezlebub put aside for him.

I'm trying to get things done. However I keep finding other things that needs to be done first in order to complete the work I want to finish. It's like being in a video game. I want to fight the main boss but I gotta do all this side quest shit to unlock him.

I see all these parents with their kids “discovering” classic music like Queen and Nirvana. Here comes mine showing off this amazing new song she heard. It was “Amish Paradise” by Weird Al Yankovic

Happy Freddie Mercury's Birthday to all you queens, champions, Bohemians and fat-bottomed girls

Petition to replace the queen chess piece with a figurine of Freddie Mercury.

If Fleetwood Mac opened a coffee shop, it would be called Fleetwood Macchiato: You Can Foam Your Own Way

Someone told me that 1pm was too late to drink coffee and wow ok, what's it like having a healthy relationship with sleep

🎵Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came…🎵 And my name at the coffee place is “small black coffee, 2 sugars.” Cheers to having everyone know my name!

Monday coffee should be covered by Medicare

Sports are the greatest.

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Don't worry. I'm cooking up another 15 like, 1 retweet banger.

i’m on here risking future employment for 6 likes

Apparently rock bottom has a basement

Just me doing the mobile order strut in front of the peasants waiting for their in-store food

New avi for Freddie Mercury's birthday. 👑 Shout out The Fishpants for the artwork.

I did it. I asked for help. Please clap

🏆THURSDAY CONTEST 🏆 This week's theme: FRIDAY Give us up to 3 🍟NEW🍟(written today) tweets about Fridays bc we're all ready for this one, amiright?! Open to all size accounts. Tell your friends! Ends whenever we're done 🦝

Coffee gives me that extra boost for a full day of telling people how tired I am.

My blood test came back positive. It's 100% coffee.