💀💀😂😂

the same girlies who bought all the plan b after boys bid day or yippie with us are now voting to get rid of it 🤨

please imagine Jack Schlossberg v. RFK Jr. 2028

we’re sitting in a gay bar in Baton Rouge and I just wanna cry again and again and again. we’re just so lucky that we’re straight passing white people. I and we (chronically not online fiancé) are so sorry for what our population voted for.

watched veep the whole way through for the first time a few months ago and come to find out it’s not satire but actually a documentary

RFK Jr. is going to honor his Aunt Rosemary’s legacy and bring back lobotomies and mental asylums

Saw wicked last night and it was amazing but omg movie theatre etiquette is GONE. Please don’t be online shopping with your brightness all the way up during a movie, like???????

I think that steve kornacki should host/commentate every dog show

my grandfather is my biggest critic when it comes to my clothes and appearance. like bro I know my jeans have holes, I have a hat on, & my shirt is too big, I thought I looked ok🫠

never ever let Hans Zimmer leave the recording studio

my ex bf looks like Woody Harrelson (literally in the worst way) and if we’re watching a movie he’s in Drew always points out Woody and says “hey that’s your ex bf” 💀 like pls let’s watch this movie without ptsd they both even have the matching gap in their teeth😭😭💀💀

I’ve made one wedding plan so far and this is it. No Apple Watches!!!!!!

Jake Haener is going to slay the boots house down on the field this Sunday, you heard it here first. HATERS GONNA HATE!!

Watching interstellar for the first time (yes, I know) and you’re telling me this whole movie is abt Matt Damon. The shrooms I took did not prepare me for this.

you’re telling me I just realized that Ned Stark/that dude from LOTR is the bad guy in National Treasure???

I have officially reached the final state/boss level of being a true Louisiana resident- I have a part time job at a crawfish stand

I feel like the “what a week… lemon it’s Wednesday” bit/meme but it’s actually Monday

I just sold crawfish to Kim Mulkey and was so star struck/scared that I didn’t even ask her to give me a how bout them dawgs😭 ps she’s absolutely terrifying

update: :)

boys being boys 🫶