No time like presence Through the world we wonder Some words fit better #haiku #justawordhereandthere

What if white was black? How about if truth was false? Who would we become? #haiku #oppositereality #achancetoopposeitall

A gingerbread man A gingerbread house for him Is he house or man? Cyanide & Happiness explosm.net/comics/kris-gi… #haiku #internallyscreaming

I'll start with a rock Wrap it in pretty paper Unwrap with scissors #haiku #wrapping #rockpaperscissors

Once there was light A luminescent shining No-one paid the bills #haiku #leftindarkness

Maybe you can help I'm looking for a word It rhymes with itself #haiku #impossiblechallenge #becauseenglish

Mindful of breathing The quiet of each moment The silence of mind #haiku #stillness

How much more he asked How much longer can this last? It lasts til it's done #haiku #bigquestions

Ignorant screaming The scientific method Let's go with the screams #haiku #endingscienceftw #ummmno

Right follow me here All atoms are the same age Time travel ends that #haiku #timetravel #changingtheaverageageoftheuniverse

Simple flow ails me The steady rhythm of words Why not something else? #haiku #gowiththeflow #goagainstit

Who are you to say? They know themselves very well You must respect that #haiku #dontbethatguy #donttellpeoplewhotheyare

Do you want to live? Do you enjoy existence? Welcome to the real #haiku #realitykindasuckssometimes

American Kaiju A haiku about kaiju Also about dogs #haiku #kaiju #dogs

My shoulders heavy My head is something something Words are very hard #haiku #shoulders #somethingsomething

When the ending starts Let the shadows grow longer Until light is gone #haiku #theend #thebeginning

Infinite labyrinth I am lost within the maze Obtuse by design #haiku #lost

Gold silver copper Three metals but together Pretty but useless #haiku #precious #isthisart

Not sure what to say? Try creative sarcasm Then write a haiku #haiku #haikuaboutsarcasmwhichisntactuallysarcastic

My faith explains all If you don't fit you are "wrong" Everythingexcept #haiku