half my garden glows in the dark now

Oliver is a one of a kind

#twinpeaks

I fully believe the genocide in Gaza is the reason so many Western governments are making a unilateral push to censor the internet. They've realised they let us see too much and know too much to the point that it's the only way they can hope to regain control of the narrative.

I love you femmes who call your butch your boyfriend I'm sorry you have to put up with losers questioning your identity because youre so cool and awesome

this is what it feels like to be alive right now

I'm not the first to say this, but most of the men who say this always manage to control their hands around their boss, their landlord, their dad. They manage to maintain control when they know there will be consequences, which suggests they don't so much "lose control" as decide

judging how yall r treating the multiple pandemics going on, we would all die in 3 days bc ALL of you would hide your bites 😒

“Being infected with zombie bites is GOOD for your immune system!! You can’t live in fear!”

failwife i forgot i drew #marktwt #actormark

this is truly the nastiest read of all time like LMFAOOO😭😭😭

If you've had cancer, beware. You need to be particularly cautious. Even if you've been in remission for a long time. 😷

The only tech news I've seen this year that hasn't massively bummed me out

unironically though white people genuinely bullying each other for being "too white" is incredibly embarrassing

taking this as a cue to post my fave clip from Smosh Mouth