I wish my brother was alive so we could start one of the greatest bands of all time and breakup because I wanted to do all the la la las and he wanted to do the oh oh oohs

Zabit after one round

Bluechew giving sponsorships to comics who make Jokes about Bluechew has motherfuckers doin ad reads at the open mic please God make it stop

This is the craziest sound byte of all time

Chris Griffin is the best character from Family Guy and I'm tired of pretending there's some kind of debate

volk a badass for just being like fuck it i’ll get knocked out again let’s do it

Imagine joker 2 was this

just remembered their oscars snub and got mad all over again

You inspire me to put my head under a moving school bus

crazy thrift pull

Did Low Ki “have CTE” or was he, perhaps, tapped in with his primal ancestors in a way that you’re jealous of?

Sorry kid you're gonna need more defenses if you wanna say you're better than the goat. You ever hear of a guy called Scott Jorgensen? Those are real wins.

fifteen milk

Stop giving your tiny dogs old Italian guy names. The absolute disrespect I mean c'mon Vito and big tony used to be somebody in this fuckin town

And then Jesus said "don't you dare help that cripple open a jar of peanut butter"