Superintelligences across the multiverse often nervously ponder and debate p(doom), the probability that any one of them will get roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Nathan J Robinson "Capitalism is the reason I don't have a six-pack."

I have it on good authority this man is coming to kill me. What should I do

The French assassin and his Jewish accomplice have been spotted in NYC!

Stop french assassins with this one weird trick

Candace Owens

People blame Musk for gutting USAID, but by allowing people in the third world to monetize their X accounts by pretending to be Americans litigating culture war issues online, he's arguably created a new form of development aid better targeted at the most entrepreneurial of them.

Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry "Evil badass French"

"so that other guy is more advanced than you?" "yeah he outperforms me across all benchmarks but he was trained on TPUs and machine consciousness is an emerging property of GPU computation so he can't ascend."

URGENT 🚨 - We must boycott breakfast for Candace 🥐 ❌ - all will be revealed.

Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 Isn't LKY supposed to be a hero of yours?

the last thing you see before leaking state secrets

Zootopia Bojack crossover when?

Hitler was the true villain of WW2.

Why does Israel dominate the Eurovision televote? Say there are 20 Zionists and 100 Antizionists. They're equally passionate. The 20 will vote for Israel, the 100 will be spread across the other countries. Thus, if Zionists are a passionate minority, Israel will still crush it.

Everybody dislikes advertising, but it's actually possible for there to be not enough of it. Bradley Shapiro is doing some of the leading work in measuring the effects of advertising, and at least in the pharmaceutical industry, people would have been better off with more. 1/

> The decline can be measured. I measured it.

Don't say there aren't omens

Ironically, the social media environment that allows tweets like this one to go viral is one of the few things that have actually gotten worse over the past few decades.