Absurd Scenarios in My Head 🤣👇🤣

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The dating pool is murky and I don’t want to dip my toes in I’m not even anticipating perfection, just a genuinely good person, loving, empathetic and kind. Flawed, as I am too, but in ways that do not intentionally seek to be harmful to me or us, a conscious work in progress.

She will not see what you saw. You don’t have to project your experience on her

Life lately 😭😂😂

“To young Nigerian feminists, pls do not use feminism to justify your wickedness. Some of these young women, when I talk to them, they sound really mean and I say, 'You know what, this isn't feminism: You are just really nasty.” -Chimamanda N. Adichie

My mother called me lazy 2 days ago for not washing dishes. I had to remind her that I was a whole orthopedic surgery resident in one of the best hospitals in the country and I'm qualified to practice in 2 countries. I washed the plates coz she said none of that concerns her 😪

When it comes to health, things naturally get tougher as we grow older.😁

The type of challenges we need! She ate and left no crumbs 😌

Donald Trump on Zohran Mamdani following their meeting at the White House: “I can tell you that some of my views have changed. […] I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he is going to surprise some conservative people actually, and some very liberal

🚨HOLY SHIT: Mamdani just called Trump a fascist standing right next to him: Reporter: “Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?” Trump: “That’s ok, you can just say it.” Mamdani: Yes. This is how it’s done!!

This is the END! GN ❤️

Lil Wayne: What's one thing you want people to understand about the real father-daughter relationship between us? Reginae Carter:

Only babies & dogs will tlk about snacks together like this 😂

David Beckham didn’t hesitate to expose his wife 😂

"Anyway he has a right not to be here because he is in the past and we're discussing the future." BOBI WINE

What feud, I put two of his kids in my scripted Tv shows. I just didn’t like he said fruity shit to me. 🤨and he said fruity shit to me, I don’t like that! LOL 50CentActionTV247 DEC 2 Netflix • gunitbrands.com

“This is not news, it’s Nothing”…🙌 Money should locate me this week coz this is how I wanna be balling 😩😩😂😂

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP: The Vice President of Uganda...that's such a beautiful color! All these guys are wearing these dark suits. You just stand out. For a lot of reasons. You're beautiful! 😂😂

You Should Probably Change Your Password! 👨‍💻 🙄😂