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“Mngxitama should pay over a million rand in damages for claiming that the owner of SGK Africa, Jean Prieur du Plessis, was using a black woman as a front in order to clinch major government tenders.The amount excludes legal fees and interest on the money spent by du Plessis.” 🤣

Some of you are waaaay too familiar with complete strangers. Kanti ngizothuka mina.

There are as many fonts in this media invitation as there are former MK Party Secretary-Generals.

I’m willing to bet that the Zuma family stokvel is going release a statement ezinzulwini zobusuku, like they did with the statement on the Bushiri visit which came out at 1am on Easter Sunday.

Economically South Africa has half an onion and some tap water in the fridge.

People born in the late 80s, be honest, when last did you feel fly like a G6?

One of these is not like the other 💀

“Shamila Batohi, said that despite the dozens of cases referred to the authority, there was a dearth of investigating skills to build cases that could be brought before the courts.” According to the NDPP, the Hawks are currently working at 50% capacity 🤡

The new Robert Glasper is so soothing. It feels like what I imagine being in a cloud is like ☁️❤️

I love ‘Going home’, and always play it twice 😍🥹

Oh no, how will he survive?

Iran said we can go lick for lick. What a chaotic time to be alive.

So they can bring them home and fumble their prosecutions properly.

“Maybe I should go to the Fed… Am I allowed to appoint myself at the Fed?” Everything the Fanta Orange Führer does is a test. The Fed’s independence is one of the current tests.

Local publication discovers inequality and wage theft under capitalism.

The next person to interview President Thabo Mbeki, please ask if he really did know what happens umakungena iDurban’s Finest.

Also, my local Exclusive Books has a promotion on ‘The 5AM club’ and ‘Atomic Habits’. EB is so committed to these titles, down to placement in stores, that I can only conclude that bathwele ngazo.

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