mentally i'm still here

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text

Marlon Wayans responds to Soulja Boy calling him a homophobic slur for supporting his transgender child: “If [Soulja Boy] had a career he could get cancelled for this type of slander. Luckily he ain’t been relevant since 2007.”

I wish I was an idiot. Yall look happy as fuck

the ads on twitter don't even sell anything anymore they're just out here broadcasting white supremacy and fascism.

listen…… when you go from retail/food service to this…. it is paradise lol

Is Southwest aware that now people are no longer incentivized to fly with them??

Everything I used to love is unusable garbage now. Google, Southwest Airlines, tv streaming, online shopping - greed is destroying literally EVERYTHING

Should of never called me a fat Kelly price

did no one read things before chatGPT? Because every writer I know loooooves the em dash

The lesson of the Holocaust was not that the Nazis were uniquely evil. The lesson was that anyone can become a Nazi. You're witnessing this with America right now.

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Auschwitz — a complex of over 40 concentration and extermination camps — was not located in Nazi Germany either.

the local bar vs me with 100 TouchTunes coins

who has day trip tickets and can meet in in LA or long beach?

trying not to throw up in the uber

y’ll be arguing with people who haven’t been to the library since 7th grade

fat JD Vance

You not invited anyway. Go watch the kid rock halftime show with ya people