they say you turn 26 and daft punk starts sounding different… they were right

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

How do I block someone on Teams

you have got to be kidding me

Best extension ever lmao

“Hey I saw you at the tailgate last weekend and you didn’t say hi” Me:

Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere

"We noticed your status on Teams turned yellow during working hours"

Literally can’t sleep tonight knowing I get to be in this fast-paced entrepreneurial environment tomorrow

Copilot in Excel is a global financial crisis waiting to happen.

our jobs are safe

Adulting so bad that one unproductive day feels like failure.

How in the blue fuck do you go from the donut to this

is this anything

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Paying millions in fees to ask your consultants questions so they can type them into ChatGPT for you

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or 2027, or never

goodnight outlook, goodnight teams, goodnight zoom

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