The #Blues are so mid right now they have as good a chance of falling to last in the division as they do a playoff spot.

Meanwhile, in the good timeline.

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.” “Why not play it on Saturday?” “Nobody knows.”

HAPPY GULF OF AMERICA DAY! 🇺🇸

Never.

The Gulf of Indiana.

NFL: “The Pro Bowl will now feature a casual game of flag football” NBA: “Please guys, can we at least just make it look like we’re trying to play defense” NHL: “WE WILL LEAVE THE EXHIBITION BROKEN AND BLOODY”

Mr. President, Ukraine did not “start” this war. Russia launched an unprovoked and brutal invasion claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. The Road to Peace must be built on the Truth.🇺🇸🇺🇦 “Russia Invades Ukraine in Largest European Attack Since WWII” Fox News (February 24,

According to “a well-placed insider,” discussions between #Eagles players and their front office resulted in a "massive no" when asked if they would accept an invitation to the White House to honor their Super Bowl Victory, per The Sun.

4) Greenland has full rights in Denmark and representation in the parlament. In the USA, Greenland would be an overseas territory without voting rights or any influence. Puerto Rico with 3.2 million people has never become a state and nor will Greenland with 57,000 people.

Mine in today’s The New Yorker

The complete painting in all of its glory.

Tale as old as time.

Happy Birthday Peyton! 🎉

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Today I retire from Wizards after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game’s in good hands. See you in the Feywild!

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER IN NHL HISTORY! 🚨🚨🚨 #Gr8ness

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