Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

ぽこあポケモンで「グルメレース」 本気で演奏してみました！ #ぽこあポケモン

Imagine like you live with a giant who you cannot communicate at all with. The giant will feed you and see to your basic needs in exchange for occasionally subjecting to horrors beyond anything your brain can even begin to comprehend.

SOMEONE MADE A DIGITAL WHIP TO MAKE CLAUDE WORK FASTER 💀

Live Más? No. Live Moss(lax). 🌮🔔🌴✨ Taco Bell #PokémonPokopia #pokopia

i made a small clinic for the chansey line and audino! ꒰ྀི১ ໒꒱ིྀ

自宅の後ろにオフィスビルが見えるのが嫌で違法改築したシルフカンパニー城、雰囲気最高かもしれない☺️ キラキラうきしまの名に恥じないファンタジーな浮遊都市になったのではないでしょうか✨ #ぽこあポケモン #ぽこポケ

Diabolical

Napoleon would've been in heaven

The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.

Wow....hunterxmunter ...

I need to know who from corporate thought this was a funny marketing slogan. You need to have your dome blown smoove off

In 1977, two American boys discovered that a local ice‑cream chain offered free birthday sundaes by mail, so they invented a fictional child named “Robert Alan Peters” to keep collecting the yearly treat. They filled out the birthday club form, listed their real home address,

Because anything the government is involved in is designed to be as inefficient as possible for the sake of unnecessary jobs. Have you ever driven by road work and notice eight guys standing around while one guy digs? Those guys who are standing around are being paid just to be

where else are they supposed to do the first stage of the hunter exams dude

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history. An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do

“May the most affordable grocery store win” he says, after we learn that his store will not pay rent or property taxes. Well what sort of prices could a corporate store offer with two of their biggest cost inputs slashed to $0? I look forward to observing how this train wreck

That poor fiend. Everything is off about him. Except his D, which is just wrong

You could buy a grocery store for 2 million You could build a grocery store for 3 million And yet somehow, when the socialist government does it, it won’t open until 2029 and cost 30 million. Thank you for the perfect example why socialism is always an object failure