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Greg Burke

@gregoryburke

Actor/Writer/Director/Comedian/Slash Enthusiast - UCB

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calendar_today28-06-2009 07:21:15

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Just shaved off the quarantine beard that most of you didn’t even know I had. I’m sorry you didn’t get a chance to see it. But trust me, it was for the best.

Just shaved off the quarantine beard that most of you didn’t even know I had. I’m sorry you didn’t get a chance to see it. But trust me, it was for the best.
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Am I the only one who hasn’t gotten a dog during the Covid shutdown? Yes. This is my brother and his family’s new pup, Charlie. He’s not mine... yet 🤫

Am I the only one who hasn’t gotten a dog during the Covid shutdown? Yes. This is my brother and his family’s new pup, Charlie. He’s not mine... yet 🤫
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Very cool tribute. But does this mean that when Wade Boggs dies all of the Red Sox players are going to have to eat a bucket of chicken on the foul line?

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"Don't try to understand it. Just feel it." It worked for Inception. It worked for 75% of Interstellar. It did not work for Tenet.

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Back by not-really-that-popular demand, it’s social distance long tossing with Eddie Alfano. This time in the shadows of the Burbank power lines. #baseball

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I was just told that my quarantine hair has reached “mid-90s Teen Beat wannabe” status. And I want to thank you all for coming on this journey with me 🙏

I was just told that my quarantine hair has reached “mid-90s Teen Beat wannabe” status. And I want to thank you all for coming on this journey with me 🙏
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This blurry photo is the only surviving evidence of my favorite moment on the #UCBSunset stage. I played Bruce Springsteen singing his greatest hits - if his greatest hits had been written when the Transformers invaded Earth. Sketch written by DC Pierson.Photo by Not Rachel

This blurry photo is the only surviving evidence of my favorite moment on the #UCBSunset stage. I played Bruce Springsteen singing his greatest hits - if his greatest hits had been written when the Transformers invaded Earth. Sketch written by <a href="/DCpierson/">DC Pierson</a>.Photo by <a href="/racheldoesstuff/">Not Rachel</a>
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A reminder to what playoff basketball used to be in the NBA. Alonzo Mourning elbows Scottie Pippen, a huge knot forms within seconds on Pip's forehead and it's a play on foul. #jokic #suns #nuggets

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Every tiktok dance and lip synch video is basically 'POV of a baby that this person is desperately trying to stop crying'.