I know times are tough right now, but if there is anyway you can help my friend from first grade, even the smallest amount, it will be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance. gofundme.com/f/help-kevin-d…

Please share for ALS awareness month!❤️

At my age I have completely embraced the "slip on shoe". I wonder how much time I have wasted on dealing with laces in my lifetime. I also fully appreciate the LACK of fashion and style and really just don't care! Embrace the slip on! You will thank me for it later. Just sayin!

Your job as a youth sports coach is to teach fundamentals and have the kids WANT to play the next year because they enjoyed it. Don’t overthink it!

Sad day today. I had to renew my driver's license and the lady at the BMV said I had to change my official hair color from black to grey. I have become my father!!! Get off my lawn!!!

It took until today for me to realize the clock icon on my Iphone actually shows the right time.

Had a delivery window from 1-5 yesterday. They show up at 4:58. Can I charge them for the 3:58 hours of my time??

Is it just me or do beers at 4:00 PM on a Friday with the Masters on TV just taste better?

Am I wrong for reaching past the first seven slices of bread to get to the middle slices on a new loaf? If I am I don’t wanna be right. Just sayin!

It’s a dad law to have at least 20 fast food napkins in your car glovebox at all times! Tell me I’m wrong.

Mandatory masks at airports comes in handy in the men’s bathrooms. Keep flushing as you go fellas, it doesn’t cost you anything. Just sayin!

Burt told Ned, come join us for a quick canoe trip. It will be fun he said!

I believe the smaller the car, the longer it drives in the passing lane on the highway! Nothing but Corollas, Civics and Priuses out there! MOVE OVER!!!! 65 ain't cutting it! (Old man rant over)

If I was transported back in time to cave man days, with the knowledge that I have now, I think I would only be able to help invent the wheel! I should be better than that. Just sayin!

Tommy Pham = Matt Kemp. Playing for numbers, not for the team. Play the young guys!

Always wondered why we free Barrabas every year. Dude is a bad guy, just sayin. We should let the other guy go once and see how that would work out. Happy Palm Sunday!

Whitney Houston’s Star Spangled Banner is the best ever. I’ll punch anyone in the face that disagrees. Just sayin.

The world started going downhill when Tom and Jerry became friends. Just sayin.

Once a month I rotate all of my dishes in the cupboard. I always feel bad for the one at the bottom that just carries the weight of his buddies yet never gets used. Just sayin.

When it comes to headwear, “One size fits most” can kiss my butt. Damn the Ehemann head! Ha!