“You might have to come see me rock the stage at Arrowhead and see which one's a little more lit”

Justin Thomas you sick fuck 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅 LFG #RyderCup

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Snake population density in New Zealand

BREAKING: A bill has been introduced in the House and Senate that would prevent hedge funds from owning single-family houses in the United States.

Carlos Sainz reading all the news

BUONGIORNO ADRIAN NEWEY

Next version of The Match should be Miles Russell vs. Kris Kim. Winner gets to stay up past 10:30 pm on a weeknight.

Me at a brewery

Remembering Welles Crowther on this day 23 yrs ago — a former Boston College lacrosse player, stock broker and volunteer firefighter. The man in the red bandana and so many first responders saved the lives of others ahead of themselves. True heroes.

Thread of last phone calls made by 9/11 victims to their loved ones 🧵 1. Jim Gartenberg, 86th floor

Timón y Pumba no existen… *Timón y Pumba:

force quitting a program like 'that's right... i'm da king of da computer'

Going around Italy saying “gratzi” and “bonjorno” like brad Pitt in inglorious basterds. People fucking hate it

$45 billion

“I’m looking at it as a par 67 for me." Since Bryson DeChambeau said this about Augusta National in 2020, he is a combined: ▪️ 16-over the actual par (72) ▪️ 122-over his imagined par (67) Long memories, those golf gods.