I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

i'm already ready to clock out

tap to pay $1000+ feels unprofessional, pull that card out.

I can tell u didn’t use ur imagination while playing toys as a kid

i am not crazy enough, i must evolve

i’ve been wearing headphones for so many years that walking around in silence feels theatrical

they’re making everything stupid so we get stupid-er

Yes. I resent the fact that now every semi serious purchase requires loads of research before purchase.

a french 75 is just the girly version of a long island… me thinks

i keep thinking of stephen hawking when i hear bill gates. i’m sorry stephen

Why wouldn’t you look up words you don’t know? You gon keep not knowing??? 😭

they made siri fucking useless.

chartreuse is taking over my mind

Study sketch of Naomi Osaka’s fit, I love the veil especially ☺️

laying in bed hearing all the posters i put up an hour ago fall right off the wall

i need to be a stay at home.