Wherever this kid is, if you need a job bang my line ‼️

I've never told anyone this before but I was Citi's best trader in 2011

Absolutely no way buddy can even bench 3 wheels and he’s tryna act tough. No one believes youre on roids, and your special ed teacher doesn’t care if you have a 6 pack.

Top SEVEN condiments to put on the chicken breast I always horrendously over bake: 1 Bojangles honey mustard 2 Lemon herb aoli (homemade 😉) 3 Chic-fil-a sauce 4 Duke’s Mayonnaise 5 Kimchi from a 107 year old asian 6 Pineapple Salsa from a (legal) mexican 7 Stubb’s BBQ 👨🏿‍🌾

“Dude had one good year”

Kyren Williams with the game on the line.

my man has 1 nested JSON open and like 5 files in his directory, just put the laptop away and have a beer

Get used to sweetie. Nothing but pain and misery until the day you die.

AMD has joined the party

Matt Levine on the AMD x OpenAI deal

Lmao Jalen Hurts not one second in his life has ever been better than Cam Newton

Zach Charbonnet ranks DEAD LAST in YPC among qualified rushers (2.6) He has led the backfield in carries across the last two weeks 🫥 FREE KENNETH WALKER 😭

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired.

The Panthers are a good football team Ty Schmit

Rico Dowdle flagged for a two pump celebration? I thought this was America!

The Panthers are just the second NFL team since 1970 to have a winning record through 9 games despite being an underdog in EVERY game (CBS Sports Research)

call me a lib but maybe we shouldn’t have roaming gangs of masked men arresting people without charges and shooting innocent people in the face

I grew up under communism in Poland. I know exactly what state harassment looks like. What I saw in Minneapolis was not law enforcement. It was intimidation, escalation, panic of unqualified law enforcement, then murder. They surrounded a woman. She tried to leave. She backed

The bullet hole is ON THE FAR SIDE of the windshield. The 2 additional shots fired entered via the SIDE WINDOW. There is NO WAY the ICE agent was infront of the car at risk of being hit. Without a doubt, Renee Good was MURDERED #Minnesota #Minneapolis #USAShameOnYou