I need a mafuckin PBJ

The coolest thing about being sober is feeling awkward in most social interactions.

About to run the 606 for the first time.

Hills killed me.

I hate seeing AI stuff. Soulless garbage.

I need a new windbreaker

Running a half on my only day off this week was mistake.

Performative ass protesters. No kings signs and Starbucks cups. Fuck outa here.

Druskis video is about to start a race war

Worse day to be on the internet today.

April in the D! April in the D!

People need to keep their fucking mouths shut about Victor Bueno

Give me a break

How calcified is your pineal gland, my guy?

I know it's Easter and everything but does it have to rain for 40 days? It's not even the same story.

Cold as shit outside and I'm going to work in my running gear.

Easter brunch beat my ass

I've been watching the nasa live stream for 3 hours

Using Snapchat at our age is a red flag.

I MIGHT FUCKING RELAPSE