Your nose would be so flat you'll look like Jersey Joe Louis when I'm done with ya

When I become supreme leader of the globe my first order of business is no speeding tickets can be issued to anyone listening to “kick start my heart” by Motley Crue

85 yearold neighbor this morning "The idea of democracy and every person voting is a noble idea.....until you realize that more than half of the people are dumb fucks" 🤣🤣🤣

Who knew?

Mom said once that I'm like a polar bear, sleep all day!

@farmermegzz What are they going to say when they find out you actually aren’t a farmer and all you bring to the table is regurgitated google research, selfies and self promotion? Someone who isn’t a narcissist would tell the truth. #tellthewholestory

You can sleep in a truck but ya cant race a house!

You can break a horse with spirit pretty quick if you tie it up

Covid 19 will the be the least of her worries when I'm done with her...

I dam near need a butt plug! #goatsquotes

Funny way to fill the sprayer ! #plant17. Scuba diver included.

Dad, when you were a kid did you even have electrical outlets in cars to charge your stuff? Yes but we used them to light our cigarettes

All I ask from a 1st calf heifer 1. Breed on time in 60 days 2. Calve unassisted 3. Raise calf to weaning 4. Pregnant with #2 #MooYah

The Blackhawks and Winnipeg Jets will honor the Humboldt Broncos by wearing "BRONCOS" on the back of their jerseys in place of name plates tonight. Also, the #Blackhawks will match a $25,000 donation from both the Jets and NHL to The Humboldt Broncos Hockey Club. #PrayersForHumboldt