Guys. Do better.

Sweet Sweet bacon.

I hope it's a way to move liquor.

I should really check this account more often. *Slides toothpick around teeth **If I had teeth.

Oh, so we're eating the brand now? I see. I see how that is.

I'm always here for the puns.

You know, in these situations, a roundhouse kick can send a strong message, but so can a well executed kick-spin pirouette.

Haven't been traveling the rails lately. It's tough being an old train, blinging the 90s, trying to stay relevant. Log in and see this banana cruising down a dark highway reminds of the acid trips resulting from the all night raves I'd ferry people home from. 📸: @ThisCrazyTrain

Well I'm bored in the #gotrain yard and I'm in the #gotrain yard bored.

Holy crap I've missed so much drama

Lonely... I am so lonely... I have nobody... to carry home... 🎶😢

It's been been 9 months. How come none of y'all have done a wellness check on me?

Just wondering about all that money sitting in those Presto card e-wallets...

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! IT WAS A GREAT DAY #MyTwitterAnniversary

But if you had a laptop...

Me when someone pulls the emergency brake because a stop was missed.

Not a lot of followers here to really broadcast this injustice but @ThisCrazyTrain has been blocked by Twitter because of a complaint about her exposing a fake account related to the Ontario Durham riding. Nora (Cassidy) Tyll Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘔𝘤𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘺 Any ideas how long this lasts?

He needs a blanket.

Didn’t his mother teach him any manners, my biggest pet peeve is the lack if respect given by people riding the GO train. John Tory Doug Ford Lakeshore East Train GO Trainsit Lakeshore East Train Metrolinx TorontoCityNews CBC Toronto Watch CTV News #unionstation