For some reason this bird has not been telling me Sergeant is around.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Oh my goodness! It's been that long? #MyTwitterAnniversary

Hey, @ShatteredAsset? I love you. With every bit of slightly broken self. You have my heart and soul.

*Blinks at that conversation and pauses mid-whip of a cherry pastry cream* Daddy?

S'mores cake for an early autumn evening.

#MCM @ShatteredAsset My Sergeant... He saw past my scars and gave me the world. This man is more than I could have ever wished or hoped for.

That man is just... My favorite.

*Slides @ShatteredAsset over some treats because this hateful bird is finally cooperating*

*Sets out a pretty little treat for @ShatteredAsset because baking for him makes me happy*

*Sets out a tray of treats for all of the moms, of every kind* Happy Mother's Day, and I hope your day is truly beautiful.

*Slides over a treat for @ShatteredAsset because he is my home*

*Aends over a special delivery to Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| *

*Sets out a little treat for Allison MacAllister (roleplay-parody) *

I might be biased but this is absolutely one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

Hey, @ShatteredAsset? I love you. So, so much.

*Sets out a little treat for @ShatteredAsset *

I mean... the carrying that is. I'm not very good at the heels and pretty lingerie.

*carefully sets out teats for @ShatteredAsset, alongside a pretty box, empty but still wrapped. * Merry Christmas, Sergeant.

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