My 20s: I'd stay up all night drinking, shake it off the next morning and continue on with my life. My 30s: I'd stay up late drinking and feel wrecked the next day. My 40s: I stay up late watching documentaries and feel wrecked the next day.

February is kinda like the last guest at your winter party that you regret inviting because the fun is over but they just won't leave. #February2023

Whew, thankfully, we shot down that balloon just in the nic of time after it finished traversing the entire country. That was a close one! #Balloon #ChineseSpyBallon #balloongate

It's disrepectful to boo at elementary band concerts. I know that now.

I bought a Red Delicious apple today to make sure they still taste as terrible as I remember. They do.

I don't believe you can save people, you can only love them. Which is why my career as a trauma surgeon didn't last very long.

It's time for my favorite holiday tradition: Hanging the homemade ornaments on the back of the tree, when my kids aren't looking.

This is the first video about these drones that has got me genuinely concerned.

Does anyone know when the Senate will vote on RFK?

This is why the Democrats lost. They don't understand conservative voters on a fundamental level, and as long as this thought process continues, they will keep losing voters.

Trump should announce all new tariffs collected will be returned to taxpayers in the form of a rebate to offset their federal taxes. Then watch Americans rally. Can we make this happen?

Tom Hanks looks like everyone in my circle, but protrayed none of them.

I decided to go through the car wash today. Unfortunately, I parked too far away and had to lean most of my body out the window like a circus acrobat to operate the payment kiosk, which refused to read my credit card in over a dozen attempts. During the ensuing jousting match

Zelensky: "The US will have to send their sons and daughters to fight, and they will be dying" This guy is insane 😵‍💫 I propose we send everyone with Ukrainian flag in their name 😂

He is risen: a claim so strongly held, the eyewitnesses were each willing to endure torture and execution without a single one recanting, just so you could know.

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

If you are rightfully angry about this, take heart in knowing Charlie Kirk's God is real, and He saw it too. Our ways are not His ways because this world is not our home. But, rest assured, He is a just God. Romans 12:19 Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for

Who first thought to themselves, "Cake is good and all, but you know what would really send this to the next level? Carrots!"

Breaking: Chuck Norris's family has announced he has chosen to give his own eulogy.