The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

You couldn’t pay me to unmute this

Do y’all remember 3 months ago when every reporter was angry and bringing up journalistic integrity when Lynn Jones told Liam Cohen to keep his head up after a playoff loss?

dianna russini: “mike wait, I think I heard someone” jalen hurts in the bushes:

That Mike Vrabel Dianna Russini scandal hilarious cuz when Jaguars reporter Lynn Jones was consoling Liam Coen, A TON of reporters was getting on their soapboxes to preach to us about journalistic integrity (understandably so) I want those same reporters to keep that same energy

Nigga been eating ozempic like flintstone vitamins

Sickening. This would prevent another Rudy story from ever happening (enlist in the Navy, kill your buddy at the steel mill through gross negligence, two years of JUCO, make the scout team at ND, record a half-sack in a blowout at the age of 27, get indicted for securities fraud)

She tried sneaking one by early in the morning and got crushed 🤣🤣😭😭

THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT

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Bruh. This is wild

the kind of post your coworker who lost custody of his kids posts on Facebook at 3am

Don’t fight me, but I feel like food trucks need to find a way to go back to being cheaper than dine-in restaurants.

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"You gotta be Albanian Eric Adams if you think I'm drinking tonight." Me: