Haha. Funny joke. One whiskey is all you're getting. If you want more you're gonna have to pay me.

I'll be the one fetching it for you though.

Heh. Good luck trying. The only one that has ever fully got me was Geto. *After a small pause he sighed.*

Tell me him hi for me then as if necromaners exist.

"What if I made my students jog to the top of a volcano for training?"

"Why not? One student already defied death once. What's a second time?"

"Gotta bring logic into this I see. Alright. I won't."

"I do when it matters."

"Heh. If you believe so~."

"My logic is telling me no so I won't~."

"Heh. You look good though. I didn't know you could clean up that well."

"I can't let myself get rusty not using it!"

"Hey, we're both dudes. I shave my balls too sometimes so it's no big deal. Plusmyadmintotallythoughtyoumeantbeard,sheadummy."

"Okay okay. If you want me to leave, I will."

He tilted his head with a look of genuine surprise. "Oh? So you're actually okay with me standing here staring at your shaved balls?"

He snorted. Well at least Toji was aware then good. "You like my exoticness though, I bet. I drive you crazy but I probably look good on your shoulder like a one of a kind trophy wife."

"But I'm a great conversation starter!"

"Orrrrrr you could talk about how amazing I am and how you aspire to be like me~!"

"WHAT?? I'M A GORGEOUS MAN! YOU CAN'T DENY THAT!"

"And you're getting grumpier and grumpier."