his swagless looks and cringe fail personality has captivated me

his hair😫

Johnny simply could not believe what he was seeing

you KNOW they cut him off because he said he was harder than portland cement

born to love, forced to yearn

Johnny sounding almost emotional abt it

i love when he

this picture reminds me of 9/11

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

biblically accurate Johnny Knoxville

Jesus on the cross if he was from Pennsylvania

i let him hit cause he has an inherent sense of whimsy

them: i’m coming over, you better not be marinating meat with your naked body and wine. My unruly ass:

i could fix her but whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter

he’s a girlboss, a war criminal and a lunatic. he is clinically insane & the next virgin mary & he’s never going to die

he would’ve played Elvis if John Waters directed it 20 years ago