might start tweeting again

All my friends got laid off...

Elon literally Thanos snapped Twitter. Half of the employees poof gone

Having good sangria for the first time really has me thinking of the missed sangria opportunities of my past

Almost got suppressed at the poll but we made it 💪

Why do I always think of funny tweets but never post them

Needing flavored creamer in your coffee is a sign of weakness 🤷

The screen I've seen 30 times so far today.

Meet handsome new silverback - Harambe! ow.ly/LBwb8

this needs to stop!! rip bantu. you're with harambe now 😞

The part they didn't want you to see 😳

#BorderBattle PV: Glen Harold takes the event title for the #Gophers.

Make it 3 titles sor for the #Gophers at the #ISUClassic! Glen Harold crushes his personal record to win the pole vault.

Glen Harold adds 6 #B1GTF points for the #Gophers with a third-place finish in the pole vault. (5.29 meters, 17-04.25 ft.)

1️⃣3️⃣ #Gophers are heading to the #NCAATF West regional this week, 3️⃣ are making their NCAA debuts. z.umn.edu/1f9t