Sue: Just because you can say something doesn't mean you should.

Artie: I have Chlamydia. Kurt: What? Sam: WHAT? Blaine: Oh my gOd

Kurt: We were talking Blaine: I BET you were talking. Kurt: He's my friend Blaine: I BET he's your friend. Kurt: Calm down, psycho!

Santana: Nobody tells you anything because A: You're a blabbermouth and B: We all just pretend to like you

Santana: Someone in that apartment shaves their face and leaves their stubble in the sink and we all know it ain't Kurt. Do the math

Sue: Here's the deal, you do with your depressed little group of kids what I did to my wealthy, elderly mother. Euthonize it.

Kurt: Blaine, do you have to use the sodastream right know? Artie's in a very fragile state Blaine: Sorry Kurt: I'm sorry but he just needs his bubbles

Blaine: Why does mine say 'drink 'till she's cute'?

Rachel: That was amazing. I've never had meat substitude before that tasted that much like real meat Finn: Of course. Because you're a vegan, which I remembered because we know eachother so well...More sparkling cider?

Blaine. We met right here. I took this mans hand and we ran down that hallway. And for those who know me, I'm not in habit of taking peoples hands I've never met before but i think my soul knew something that my body and mind didn't know yet

Blaine: Ladies and gentleman, telling anyone what they can or cannot put into their hair...is disgusting.

Kurt: Because of the layers? Blaine: Because of the layers.

Sue: Kindly remove your hand from puppet Hummels butt and place it gingerly on the table.

Kurt: You know my coffee order? Blaine: Of course i do

Kurt: I'm gonna take this to the park and watch drugdeals go town.

Puck: Dude, you're mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there? Sam: I don't know. I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?

Sue: I will go to the shelter and I will get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

Kurt: One day you will all work for me.

Brittnay: Did you know that dolfins are just gay sharks?

Becky: I, Becky Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley high school