Maury Povich and I are the duo Twitter didn’t know it needed

Used car dealerships right now

We’d better get Cooper Flagg.

Cooper Flagg will be a Wizard and we're gonna have to listen to announcer puns like, "there's a new FLAGG in our Nation's Capital".

It’s mock drafts. It’s literally mock drafts.

Feel the energy. Feel the excitement. Golf.

NEW: @doge is falling far short of its goals -- Musk said this week it would achieve just 15% of the cuts it promised next year. But even *that* over-states its progress, b/c the group's numbers are inflated by billions of errors & guesswork. nytimes.com/2025/04/13/us/…

Me after bedtime every night for 2 boys under 5.

Hero

My hill I'll always die on is that if Ward comes along 25 years later he's an MVP level QB in the NFL. League wasn't ready for him. Good for him on this, imagine he's the only Heisman winner/college basketball coach combo in history.

KC has better bbq than Stl, but Stl has better every other kind of food. Every other.

I think this is a fantastic development for the Democratic party

This is elder abuse.

“I’m gonna take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!” “DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!”

Art of the deal

But how will we show everyone how smart we are unless we use words they don’t understand?!??!

These walkouts are incredible. Each better than the last.

Assholes

If they can do this to an astronaut, brain surgeon, F16 pilot, and Pulitzer Prize winning author, they can do it to you too.

Diabolical. I like it.