Everyone after the Anderson vs Isner game... #Wimbledon18

On my 5th cup of coffee and my 5th existential crisis, and it isn’t even 10:00 yet.

Sorted out my desk and rewarded myself with a bottle of wine. Ah, adulting.

ok Wednesday, you win.

Bought a swimsuit online and I am absolutely terrified to try it on.

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all I need right now is someone to bring me pizza and watch The Sound of Music with me... whilst lying at an appropriate distance because no touchy touchy.

my mood can go from quircky and preppy to wanting to watch Me Before You and ugly crying disturbingly quickly.

really enjoying Shawn Mendes new work... (watches calvin klein ad for the 25th time) i would like to be excluded from this narrative

Humble pie of the day- old ladies making us look like we are the ones needing a hip replacement in pilates class. i would like to be excluded from this narrative

I’m going to the aquarium tomorrow and I’m struggling to breath cus excitement

went to the aquarium, came back with a conch piercing

feeling so badass with my new piercing... *she tweets whilst wearing a onesie and watching my kitchen rules on a friday night*

please do not try and contact me for the next 5 days as I will be processing the whole Shawn Mendes Señorita situation. thank you.

Instagram is down. The influencers panic. Their power is waning. Smashed avocado on sourdough doesn't seem so appetising in this cruel, filterless world. They cling to their hair vitamins, screaming 'hashtag blessed'. Even detox tea can't save them now. #instagramdown

I am said flatmate. En ja, hierdie is ‘n feit.