Aki you're going to hate me for this 🥲

Phew, thought it was the 14 dirty martinis

BREAKING: Last month was the hottest February on record globally and marked the ninth straight month of record-setting high temperatures globally.

So MPs after passing illegal Housing Levy mostly likely without reading it, went on to increase their budgeted salaries by 2 Billion to cater for "annual wage drift and employer contribution to Housing Levy" Not sure how to describe this behaviour, is it corruption or is it abuse

Would you like to be hit by a Noah today?

Kenyans: Close all the windows in a 40 seater matatu Also Kenyans: How the fuck did I get TB!?

Cry today, cry tomorrow, cry forever but you need to work for your people.

📍📸 Amazement Park, Ainabkoi Would you spend a night here with your Mpoa?

A full protectorate.

Kibera Vs Lavington. The crosses are churches. An interesting map.

Nothing has anything on beans TBH. Beans is an extremely elite baddie. From meals to wraps and even the flicked ones on girlies. Nothing compares.

Low quality elites. Petty theft.

Lydia Nyawira Mburu sentenced for three (3) years in prison for forging national identity cards for #AlShabaab members Abdimajit Hassan Adan and Mohamed Osman Nane. Facilitating terrorists is heinous act just like terrorism. #ActionCountersTerrorism NCTC Kenya Office of The Director Of Public Prosecutions

Joram Kioko 'Religion is the opium of the poor '.

Now that we're reclaiming railway's land will the supreme chicken seller cede that triangular plot on Jogoo Road he grabbed, built flats then leased them out to the NPS?

Very linient, akitoka mtuletee the public needs to have a word or two with her

The poorer you are, the more you look up the sky.

I wonder if what befell the Modern Coast guy will also happen here. Anyway the second Kenyan mentioned is even more interesting. Google his name and add transport.

Nairobi CBD in 1933. Iconic CBD buildings like Kipande House, City Market, Jamia & Khoja Mosque stand out among shorter buildings. Nairobi river under a green canopy flows behind the CBD. City park and the neighborhoods of Ngara, Kariokor & Pangani are seen in the background.