Gold!

Is America as stupid in reality as they look online?

VP Trump can't be happy that President Musk is having meltdowns that no one has ever seen before. Huge meltdowns. Huge.

My response to a male who said the song was about a boy who was in love with a 17 yo girl, was "let's make 'the girl from Ipanema' about a boy." He blocked me. Lol. Boys are precious. Wolf whistle them. Cat call them. So precious. 💃🏽

Listen up you ungrateful MAGAts, Elon bought you fair and square

Donald Trump is a dipstick, a wingnut and any other menial item that is easy to replace.

Melania left a fascist country to marry a fraudster who aims to make her new country the pinnacle of fascism

Trump claims the US split the atom, once again proving how intellectually defunct he is. Sir Ernest Rutherford from New Zealand did that whilst living in the UK. Do you think Trump confused Rutherford with Hemingway? 😂😂

Don’t forget who was MAGA when this is all over they are going to deny it

Send the food to South America like everything else the current administration can't handle.

Safe bet that Russia will win the bid for buying that kid. A few bux and a promise of Girls. Girls. Girls. Then it will be all over red rover for the US.

What are the odds something like this went down? Musk: “Donald, you want to stay out of prison. I want to rule the world. Why don’t I buy you the election, and for your freedom, you let me run the show once I get you ‘elected’?” Donald: “Deal!”

Why are right wing males so emotional? Phil Goff the NZ High Commissioner to the UK is asked to leave (by Aotearoa rw govt) because he questioned Trump. rnz.co.nz/news/political…

China should grow relations with Mexico also, and form a lucrative trade triptych. reuters.com/world/china-sa…

Fun fact: China has almost as much 'cash in bank' as the US has debit. worldeconomics.com/country-review…

How long do crickets live? I've had a cricket in my bathroom for weeks. It's still chirping. I don't know if it's the same cricket or its kid, or grandkid. It used to go silent when I turned on the light. Now it won't shut up. It's immune. I want it to leave. One way or another.

It's fascinating that Trump hasn't had a stroke or heart attack given the emotional outbursts he demonstrates daily.

It's 1840 on a Friday night. Seriously Liquorland Subiaco East.

Names of bars I'll likely not frequent: Screaming Women; Lacka Licker; Dry Dive; Muff Dive; Muff Diver; Motley Brue; Chase the Chubb; Mack n Crack; Phill McCrack; Trump Rump; Brute N Cute; Big Deck. Dirty Deck; Swollen Deck; Wet Deck; Deck the Balls; Green Balls; Whip the Balls;