⠀ ↖️ （⠀Relaxing outside his castle —— hands behind his head and feet up．⠀Sharp toothy broad smile across visage and sunglasses covering those fiery orbs．） You cannot get any better than this． ⠀

⠀ （⠀Ensue the sound of his trousers unzipping．） ⠀

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ponytail bowser 🤧🤧🤧🤧

⠀ （⠀There will be no alluring poses from the spiny caped menace this time around ⸻ instead ⸻ Bowser shall give the observer of this post the time of their life behind closed doors．） ⠀

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⠀ （⠀Even royalty such as himself tends to have such urges from time to time❗️⠀Nothing to be ashamed ⸻ better getting it out of the system than holding it in．） ⠀

⠀ ．．． Is this thing even working❓ （⠀Shaking the horn rapidly before turning the object around to his face ⸻ maroon threads of hair blowing all over the place．） ⠀

⠀ ．．． I was expecting a grander reaction． At the very least I got yer attention ⸻ how is the almighty goddess of space doing this fine and dandy evening❓ ⠀

⠀ I have had better days than this one． Nothing too exciting happening． Such a bore． ⠀

⠀ Ya wanna know the craziest thing that occurred to me juuuust right about now❓⠀I haven't seen Peaches out in the open for days．⠀I truly wonder if something happened behind closed doors． ⠀

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⠀ Not gonna walk for a few more hours． ⠀

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⠀ I have this ...⠀craving for Yoshi cookies and hot chocolate． They better be there or I will burn down the Coconut Mall for fun． ⠀

⠀ ．．． Eeh ⸻ I suppose that could be arranged since I got nothing better to do．⠀The Beach Bowl Galaxy sounds tempting considering the current weather． That is my final choice． The Beach Bowl Galaxy it is❗️ ⠀

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