Jess Sedai (@gianttidalwave) 's Twitter Profile
Jess Sedai

@gianttidalwave

I'm only on Twitter to follow radio hosts from The Ticket.

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calendar_today14-04-2009 05:10:07

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Half an hour after dinner my 2 yo pulled a piece of toast from her pocket and started eating it and honestly I’m impressed

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My dad just emailed me a tik tok video. Not a link to the video. A file download that some other boomer friend had managed to attach to an email and send to him. #printingtheinternet

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Pro Tip: when you take your kids outside to play in the snow for a bit, make sure the door does not FUCKING LOCK behind you

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Today I got a car wash and cleaned my car. I also cleaned up living room rug and couch vomit, car seat vomit, and dog getting in the trash mess. I’ve wiped butts and noses. I cleaned crayon off the floor. I am tired of cleaning. This is what people don’t see when you’re a SAHM.

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Had knee surgery and can’t walk. Troy is doing everything. I binged Queen Charlotte and now I can’t stop calling him Brimsley

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I made the mistake of informing my 3 yo that NYC is a long plane ride away and now she is crying because we can’t go there today and honestly, same.

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Today I stuck my finger in a poop diaper, had a giant spider crawl on my leg, and unknowingly washed a load of clothes with a large stick. I’m not ok