Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

Jet Jaguar rules

The Boston Celtics are your NEW eastern conference champions

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

Sam Kieth, creator of The Maxx and co-creator of The Sandman, comic book writer, artist, painter and publisher, has died at the age of 63 #RIP 🔗 ift.tt/Hluc9BC

absolutely devastating news. Simply one of the greatest illustrators of all time. My introduction to his work as a kid was Marvel Presents #86. He drew the definitive orange and brown Wolverine imo. Man, what a loss.

Kojima's RT button:

Jayson Tatum is going to be at the Watertown Target tomorrow afternoon to promote his new body spray

Some people will say it's the Brooklyn trade that netted the picks, but imo getting the better of Bobby Marks isn't that impressive. For my money, trading down from the consensus #1 to take Tatum & get an extra pick is Danny Ainge's masterpiece

I appreciate the Oklahoma CityThunder, everyone that surrounds the team, and their commitment to making me hate them all

Bill Rusell, Predo Martinez

You employ Miles Bridges

A wild Big Deuce appears! I bet you guys thought I was shitposting

All I see is parappa the rapper

They're afraid to say it on The News, but the Boston Celtics are the greatest basketball team in the world

Anyone that posts JJK spoilers while I'm at work has forgotten the face of their father