The kids in the neighborhood used to call me ‘pudding shoe’ and for the life of me I can’t figure out why

So what do you think of No Opinion Friday so far?

Tomorrow’s national sarcasm day. What’re we marching for? #NewsUpdate

I swear it’s like the guy’s a rock star. What is he Iggy Pope?

#NYC used to be all about loitering, but I’m not gonna stand around waiting for those days to return

Dogs have absolutely no interest in money. You can’t pay them that way. They won’t take it. Trust me, I found out the hard way

The only thing that would make this better is if they piped in the sound of Boston’s anguished cries #Knicks

Edgar Allan Pope was the spookiest pope. Yes, or nope?

What’s the singular of rices?

Car caught fire on my way to that job interview so there’s some good news

He was depressed cause he had no client list

Male vagina is called a ‘vagino’, for the record

My campaign slogan: Check Out the Snow Cat, Wendy

Arcane sports terminology: ‘He smindled it, now he’s gonna get booched’

The game is you

Called someone a dumb head on this recently and I feel really bad about it. We have GOT to do something about this abusive language situation!!!!

Went to the terlet paper store but they were all wiped out

Bill Gates Ibogaine Christmas Carol #MerryChristmas

Mike Vrabel looks like the kind of guy who’d inhale a paper bag full of his own farts on a dare #NFLPlayoffs2026