your honor do you have to let it linger

“twitter is a dating site” i say after crashing out harder than anyone ever has

Trump after spending a few days with Elon Musk:

if I wrote about politics and media and stupid shit on a substack would you all be interested in that

category is my peanus

its always funny when people go "this word {says full word without any censored abbreviation} is like the N-word"

NDKDNDKDNDKDN AHAHAHAHAHAH

given trumps age I doubt he’d want to go another four years and I think obama would say some shit like “uh let me be cleae, out of respect for nations history and precedent, I will not be running for a third term”

It really can't be overstated how much the core emotional appeal of fascism is not having to think about complicated stuff anymore. Big muscles=good, bigger muscles=gooder, put big muscle man in government, make country great!

Non-binary and bisexual call me everything everywhere all at once

“Zionist” and “Zionism” is not “hate speech” it is an extensively historically documented political project intended to divest the Arab majority of Palestine of their homeland through violence and furtive means - as explicitly stated by Herzl. It has been remarkably successful

if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father

oh so you guys can post in HD but not stream?

BREAKING: Jake Paul and Mike Tyson are kissing passionately in the ring

checking in on this has anyone ever gotten hired here because the way you guys post indicates otherwise

tough but fair

ok i’ll kill myself