Goes to America for 10 days - no run ins with COVID. Goes to Melbourne for 4 HOURS - is a close contact. All I can say is…rude. If you need me, I’ll be bingeing The Bachelorette.

Omg I dreamt that I got a “top undercut” (yes that’s what I called it in my dream) - essentially, a mullet - and I told everyone I loved it but deep down I knew it looked hideous

INCREDIBLE. Amazing. Obsessed. Tap my veins and put it directly in.

anyone else still think about that time hayden panettiere tried to krump?

All art has meaning. Most of it means “I’m horny and have religious trauma.”

When someone asks about my dating life, I can now tell them I spent 2,603 mins of 2021 listening to Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut’s ‘Why Won’t You Date Me’

I have written on 11 seasons of television and I didn’t work in a room with more than two Black men until I become a showrunner. So, I’m tired of folks pretending like anyone is just handing out jobs to Black writers. That is not the case. WE are creating THEM!

How does my underarm hair have SPLIT ENDS? What am I supposed to do?? Deep condition it?!?

Why do u have to pay more to sit in an exit row on a plane? If the plane goes down, u just paid money to do extra labour. Idk if I even have the upper body strength to open this emergency door tbh

Isabella from Encanto is gay. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

Wordle 216 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 219 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Not everyone who drives a Ford is an asshole, but everyone who is an asshole drives a Ford.

Neighbours announces Gemma Bird Matheson as new cast member trib.al/GKGQZ30

Yay! Gemma Bird Matheson was in a C31 series I wrote and produced years ago, and it's great being able to write for her again at #Neighbours 🥰🤗 digitalspy.com/soaps/neighbou…

Here's some good news for your Monday ✨ We're so excited that Gemma Bird Matheson will be joining the #Neighbours family as Kiri Durant! 💛

Neighbours actress Gemma Bird Matheson, who played Kiri Durant, gives Angela Bishop a tour of Erinsborough on the Bish Buggy | Neighbours Angela Bishop OAM Gemma Bird Matheson #neighbours #celebratingneighbours