We’ll see what my group chat of mean-spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that

2026 I’m bringing back the telephone call. Stick your measley text message all the way up your ass.

Pennsylvania is for haters

More people watched the Pop Tarts Bowl than the NBA conference finals.

😭

“Maybe if I go, I can stop looking.”

The #Eagles have informed OC Kevin Patullo that they are making a change at offensive coordinator, per me and Mike Garafolo. A disappointing season leads to a big move by Nick Sirianni. The move to OC did not go as well as anyone hoped.

😭

A part of me missed the year 2016 all the way up until about yesterday.

Two months from this very minute, I will be parked at a bar, watching the first game of the round of 64.

White noise doesn’t have shit on Forensic Files.

We all know you were waiting for this.

I’ve seen everything in my nearly 20 years of betting college athletics. I have never seen this: 👀 ⬇️

Rothstein strikes again💀 UNCANNY.

This is March.

THIS IS MARCH.

Pain

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