I just wanna put stuff in my mouth. #alotofthem

Ready for night chez x.com/tasty/status/1…

This is the worst-best commercial I’ve ever seen x.com/8ALTON8/status…

We bring knives everywhere just incase there's cheese. #emblamelbourne

My superpower is making people feel real insecure. #powers #supervillain #muahahaha

Happiness. Kendall #omg #iwanttobethatburger #eatme #mmm #pls #perfect #burger

I'm so sick of seeing segments on Today Tonight and 60 Minutes about kids' school lunchboxes. #fuckoffpls #nobodycares

It's the morning recess snack that's the toughest.

Who else is craving sausage?

#Mmm. Just enough. #dinner #yum #melbournefood #melbourneeats

Please do yourself a favour and come out of the closet. #youfairy

Cream, cream, cream, cream. #notdirty

I'm allergic to nonsense. #melbourneeats

Snipping fresh figs is like snipping your balls.

How am I supposed to lose weight when the only good thing in my life rn is trans fats.