If you want the witches out of #StarWars , you must first get them out of Lucasfilm.

Hey… if you don’t toot your own horn, who will?

Haven’t you heard? Gay is the new normal. #degeneracy

I hear Gilbert Gottfried.

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My inevitable kidnapping and arrival in a third world shit hole where I will “donate” a kidney.

Aah yes. But does The Wizard Of Oz have leg wrestling taco ticklers?

This week's 𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙄𝙀 𝙒𝙀 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 is 𝘽𝙐𝘾𝙆𝘼𝙍𝙊𝙊 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙄 (1984) an adventure science fiction comedy film produced and directed by W. D. Richter. Starring Peter Weller, Ellen Barkin, John Lithgow, Jeff Goldblum, and Christopher Lloyd. Doomcock Gary Ambrosia

You got ripped off. My Jiffy Lube has a buffet. Oil changed and salad tossed for fifty bucks.

Yes please.

Should anyone see this who would have to handle a high voltage/electrical hazard such as this, do everything in your power to control the situation with ONE HAND. The other should go in your pocket or behind your back. Voltage/Current hitting your hand is pain. Voltage/Current

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This week's 𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙄𝙀 𝙒𝙀 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 is 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎 (1996) a supernatural comedy horror film directed by Peter Jackson. Starring Michael J. Fox, Trini Alvarado, Peter Dobson, John Astin, Dee Wallace Stone, Jeffrey Combs, R. Lee Ermey and Jake Busey. Doomcock

Hey Lucasfilm, I’ve got your next addition to the writer’s room right here.